From alt.fan.goons Sun Mar 6 20:30:01 1994 Xref: a2i alt.fan.goons:1766 Newsgroups: alt.fan.goons From: pm@nowster.demon.co.uk (Paul Martin) Path: a2i!sgiblab!sdd.hp.com!cs.utexas.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!demon!nowster.demon.co.uk!pm Subject: Re: PGP in Guardian 3/3 References: <762826484snz@nowster.demon.co.uk> <1994Mar6.120904.8576@ned.cray.com> Organization: Private Internet Node Reply-To: pm@nowster.demon.co.uk X-Newsreader: Demon Internet Simple News v1.27 Lines: 174 Date: Mon, 7 Mar 1994 01:53:30 +0000 Message-ID: <763005210snz@nowster.demon.co.uk> Sender: usenet@demon.co.uk In article <1994Mar6.120904.8576@ned.cray.com> jal@cray.com "James A Lindberg" writes: >'ere 'ere mate, 'ow 'bout posting the lyrics for everybody? >says he in best english-type accent. You hain't a Cockney. You is a hern. I suppose it's been a while... Shall we dance? THE YING TONG SONG === ==== ==== ==== [orchestral intro] Tenor: There's a song that I recall My mother sang to me. Sprigs [off]: Oh! [a sigh] Tenor: She sang it as she tucked me in When I was ninety-three. [harp plays a rising chord...] Sprigs: I diddle, I. Who was that bum? Bluebottle + Sprigs: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po, Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong [bluebottle drops behind] Ying tong iddle I po Sprigs: Keep lad up. Keep. Bluebottle: Keep up lad up. Both: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Sprigs: lad Both: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po [lad] Iddle I po [lad] Ying tong ying tong Ying tong [Sprigs: iddle] [Bluebottle: ying tong] Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong iddle Bluebottle [spoken]: Ying tong iddle I po! [short raspberry, Secombe] Both: Oh! Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Iddle I po! [trumpet bit] Bluebottle: Ying. Ying tongy tongy. Ying tong iddle I po. Ying tong iddle I po. [Secombe under this: What a lovely lovely boy!] Ying ying ying tongy tongy. [Milligan: Get out the rifle, sir.] Yeeeng. Ying tong ying tong d'gy-n'o. Ying tong d'ga. [Secombe: Get away.] D'g d'g d'ga. Ying tong iddle I po. Seagoon:Hear that crazy rhythm Driving me insane. Strike your partner on the bonce. [thump] Eccles: Ooh. I felt no pain. [Bluebottle screeches] Seagoon, Bluebottle and Eccles: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying... [harp chord rises] Soprano: Take me back to Vienna.... [Raspberry section, probably Milligan] Bloodnok: Ohhhhh! Eccles: Oh! [harp chord] Soprano: Take me back to Vienna, where the.... [crash!] Seagoon, Sprigs and Bluebottle [far off]: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po [mad dash to foreground] Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po [Sprigs: keep going lad] Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Seagoon: LOOK OUT! [cry from Bluebottle] [mad dash to distance] [hastily] Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po [dash to foreground] Ying tong... [whine of bomb dropping, explosion] Double speed, but same tempo, Goons: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Iddle I po. Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Iddle I po. One: Ying! Tongy tongy tongy. Yiddy diddy diddy da daaa. Ying diddy. Ying tong diddle. Yiddada boo. [rhythmic thigh slapping, raspberry] All Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle Ying tong iddle I po Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po Iddle I po. Bluebottle?: Whoooooh! -- Paul Martin [PGP 2.3 public key available]